OH MY, LOOK WHO HAS RETURNED!! I'm sure I've been awfully missed. It's true, isn't it?
Oh the places I've been, the things I've seen, thepeople I've maimed, killed and tortured things I've done, and not just with my husband. Rodolphus! You need to get yourself a journal so we can be together even when we're not. Bella loves you! MWAH!
I've got loads to talk about, but I'll save it for later. For now, HOGWARTS! Tell me the latest. I so do miss my old haunting grounds already. There's a new Defense teacher, isn't there? That always seems to be the case. Is it true it's poor Fabian Prewett. Teaching defense after he was maimed in a Death Eater - it's Death Eater, right - attack. If it wasn't so tragic it would be hilariously ironic. How's he doing? Better or worse than Landon?
Cissy, you'll tell me how your classes are doing, right? And just what is this Cloud Stepper thing you mentioned. Say hello to Morgana and uhm, that little one, oh yes - Carrows, for me.
Evan, you're finishing off your studies, aren't you? Maybe I'll see you the next time Hogsmeade rolls around.
Snape, I'm sure you haven't changed a bit. Don't. Unlike my cousin you're not rife with flaws. Hello Sirius! Are you and Potty still playing house?
And there are so many others. Catchlove, McKinnon, Vance, I'm sure they're all having too much fun without me keeping them in line. Tsk. Tsk. If only there was a way I could still influence their lives somehow. OH WELL. It's not like I'm a prefect anymore, is it? What could I possibly do?
Tonight I'm going to take in a show and of course it takes me forever to get prepared, so I must be off. Oh, but do drop me a line, I do so love to hear from you all.I think of you whenever I make someone scream.
Ta ta!
Oh the places I've been, the things I've seen, the
I've got loads to talk about, but I'll save it for later. For now, HOGWARTS! Tell me the latest. I so do miss my old haunting grounds already. There's a new Defense teacher, isn't there? That always seems to be the case. Is it true it's poor Fabian Prewett. Teaching defense after he was maimed in a Death Eater - it's Death Eater, right - attack. If it wasn't so tragic it would be hilariously ironic. How's he doing? Better or worse than Landon?
Cissy, you'll tell me how your classes are doing, right? And just what is this Cloud Stepper thing you mentioned. Say hello to Morgana and uhm, that little one, oh yes - Carrows, for me.
Evan, you're finishing off your studies, aren't you? Maybe I'll see you the next time Hogsmeade rolls around.
Snape, I'm sure you haven't changed a bit. Don't. Unlike my cousin you're not rife with flaws. Hello Sirius! Are you and Potty still playing house?
And there are so many others. Catchlove, McKinnon, Vance, I'm sure they're all having too much fun without me keeping them in line. Tsk. Tsk. If only there was a way I could still influence their lives somehow. OH WELL. It's not like I'm a prefect anymore, is it? What could I possibly do?
Tonight I'm going to take in a show and of course it takes me forever to get prepared, so I must be off. Oh, but do drop me a line, I do so love to hear from you all.
Ta ta!
